Kate has a direct line to The Queen!

Kate Middleton has a direct line to The Queen! Why doesn’t Meghan Markle get to have a direct line to the Queen?

Meghan didn’t do so well in a survey. Seems people think Harry will wind up divorced and living back home. A royal embroiderer doesn’t think Meghan was cut out to be a princess anyway.

Look Meghan, the Royals didn’t like Elizabeth’s boyfriend Philip either

Oh you think hating on the Significant Other is a new thing that only happens to Meghan and Harry? Once Upon a Time the Royals didn’t like Elizabeth’s boyfriend Philip – and that one sure lasted!

Meanwhile, Prince Charles likes….red squirrels?

Is Her Majesty selling cannibas?

Cans of Trip are reportedly for sale at The Queen’s Windsor Farm.

Then The Express gets morbid and works out a scenario where Harry becomes King Regent. There’s no scenario in which that isn’t all sorts of horrible….and that opinion has nothing to do with Harry.

And sure, let’s compare Meghan Markle to Yoko Ono, why not?